A Series of Unfortunate Events

yourmonkeycalled: What a crappy day! I tripped and fell into a video game store. I lunged to steady myself by picking up the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a Nintendo Wii. I bounced around the store, unable to regain my balance, grabbing for anything to pull myself back up: Mario Kart, Rock Band, an extra controller. My credit card slipped out of my wallet, right through the cash register’s swipe reader. To relax during times of stress, I pretend to sign my name. Unbeknownst to

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